Total Medals Earned: 498 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,420 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (45/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 16/22 (110/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/95 points)
Medals Earned: 20/44 (165/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/115 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Destroy 100 cars
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Defeat King Slime
Explore 7 floors
Feed your pet 5 food items
Discover 7 warps
Beat Zombie Defense on Hard
Upgrade equipment 20 times
Defeat Rock
Defeat Bop
Explore 15 floors
Spend 30 points on the Fighter Tech Tree
Spend 30 points on the Healer Tech Tree
Collect 20 types of monsters in the Bestiary
Have one character reach level 10
Have one character reach level 25
Have one character reach level 5
Spend 30 points on the Mage Tech Tree
Defeat one of the three rare monsters in the game
Acquire a total of 50,000 Gold
Defeat Rock Twice
Spend 30 points on the Rogue Tech Tree
Feed your pet 30 food items
Discover 15 warps
Defeat 5 Kings in the Wanted List
Defeat Bop Twice
Complete the Bestiary
Beat Zombie Defense on Expert
Explore 30 floors
Defeat all the Kings in the Wanted List
Have one character reach level 50
Complete the MISSING quest line
Defeat Dargon
Complete the STOLEN quest line
Discover all warps
Defeat Ultimate Dargon
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
play the game as a male
ride a narwhal
play as female
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Get over 100 combo.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Max out your endurance bar.
Touch 300 flowers.
Collect 11 gems.
