Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,425 Points
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-down
Unlock health power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)
Watch the Intro
First level in under 5 seconds
Collect all floppies
Die 1000 times
Slay the Nyan Cat
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 7/24 (55/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (80/180 points)
Mummy! I killed my first zombie!
Press play
That's where I left it!
Finish the first minigame
The real end... or is it?
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/155 points)
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (75/440 points)
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 14/32 (140/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!